I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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