My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
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well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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