weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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