That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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