Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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