At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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