Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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