she kept yelling 'call me bella'
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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