i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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