What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
We have started to decorate penises.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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