I can't watch pbs sober anymore
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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