he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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I'm getting married
To pizza
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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