What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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