There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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