I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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