Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
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