i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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