**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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