# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
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drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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