I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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