only if we run a train.
done.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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