I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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