if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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