She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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