you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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