weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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