At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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