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lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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