Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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