idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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