Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Hippo gnu deer
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
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My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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