We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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