Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
and she was petting her beer can
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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