Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
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Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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