guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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