That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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