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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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