hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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