Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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