Ambien. No doubt about it.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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