Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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