Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Randomize
