Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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