He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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