I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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