Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
