3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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