dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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