question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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