The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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