just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
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Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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