No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
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