I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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