Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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